4 things i hate about Eastern Europe

1)the toilet situation - I nearly had a fight with a toilet lady today. As we crossed the border to Montenegro we had a break, I did not have any Euros (Euros used in Montenegro and Kosovo, Dinars in Serbia) to pay for it so sneaked in for free. She went mental. Well, dear lady I have about 6 different types of currency in my purse but Euros are not one of them - British pound, Bulgarian Lev, Romanian lei, Bosnian Mark, Slovakian Koruna, Czech Koruna, "f... this my dear lady,i am going to the toilet for free and you can have some romanian leis" "Slovakian citizen jailed for 3 night for failing to pay tax on taking a pee"
2)unable to let my steam out by swearing - Everybody understands. The swear words in all slavic languages seem to be the same, kurva!!!
3)lack of hot water - 4th day in a row and I have not had a hot shower, shit at least in Belgrade the water was luke warm, in Montenegro it's freezing cold.
4)Eastern Europeans are obsessed with eating meat - I have now been eating chicken for a week! I have cheese and chicken coming out of my ears. Please, somebody send me some nice vegetarian pie with some carbs in it! I am turning into a protein myself!
Anybody fancy joining me in the balkans?