this makes me feel SOOOOOOOOO good

I went to london for a makeover, I was pampered for a day, had a haircut, a bit of make up, drunk champagne and watched gay hairdressers styling women's hair. This is the result. It makes me feel good (and vain) at the same time.

This is what happens: you get the hair cut, hair dye, make up and champagne for free? Sounds too good to be true? Well it is! then you get invited to have a look at the pics that were taken by a professional photographer, bad move, they charge £50 for a 7x5 photo, What a rip off! I got one for free and the other one at reduced price.
Photographer:"How much are you looking to spend on these photos?
Me: "Not much, i just want the one that's free"
P:"But you know people spend thousands on photos like this"
M:"well, in that case they are stupid"
P:"You could give some of them to your boyfriend,you look so beautiful in them"
M:"i don't have a boyfriend"
P:"you could put them in a frame and hang them on your wall"
M:"what for, i don't want to be looking at myself,how vain"
P:"you could give them to your male friends or boyfriend"
M:"I don't have any male friends or boyfriends"
P:"do you want me to be your boyfriend?"
M:"I don't want a boyfriend,thanks"
P:"I would like to take you out sometime"
M:"I am too busy"
I did get a discount and managed to buy one of them for £30 instead of £50, still, a total rip off! so i've got 2 pics now and don't know what to do with them, definitely not putting them in a frame and hanging them on my wall, so they are at the moment collecting dust on one of my shelves. Moral of the story: don't bother with expensive photos!